Inactivity breeds laziness

Hold kæft, hvor er det svært at komme i gang med at blogge igen, og det er egentlig ret ærgeligt. Så indtil jeg har fået samlet mig omkring det endnu en gang, får I her et digt jeg har skrevet om The Sims.

Your inability to reach the fuckin' fridge

Because of the plate

Of Tri-Trip-Tofu steak

You yourself

Placed

On the kitchen floor

Astounds me

Your cries of “Odernah wee-bee!” ring

While I try my best not to shout at the monitor

Instead, you opt to eat

The perfect quality cheese in your

Inventory

Goddammit

I needed that for a task

Your neighbor is stuck in the wall

Again

So even if I don't

Cheat

In the game

I have to bring up

The Command Bar

And release him from his glitchy hell

The speed with which you learn the gardening skill

Bores

Me

To

Tears

Just hurry up and learn to weed your fucking plants,

Please

Knuz, 

Penny